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Isabella Valentine is a 34 year old erotica writer and recording artist with a love of poetry, phone sex , and porn. Thick, curvy, and spoiled by her adoring fans, Isabella is one of the most popular and loved phone sex operators online since 2003! She provides live phone service , erotica recordings , and sexy videos for the adult community. Her top 10 bestsellers are archived in the Library & Special Collections at The Kinsey Institute at Indiana University for scholar and patron access. Isabella is dedicated to seeing her work in educational institutions and libraries around the world. She is currently writing a creative nonfiction memoir highlighting her life in the adult entertainment industry.

All recordings on this site, with the exception of a few, are handwritten with love by Isabella, then recorded flirtatiously, with believable vocal conviction, and then edited, and produced for theatrical sonic audio release.

Isabella is bisexual, dating, and married to a wonderful man in an open marriage. She and her husband are the creators of Inraptured(, a femdom hypnosis community. She is also a loving mother, sex worker rights activist, topless model , blogger , sugar baby, tattoo artist , and occasional pin-up photographer . She has done numerous radio and book/magazine interviews, but has turned down opportunities to star on reality shows. Her immediate loves are having sex, receiving gifts off her wishlist , and being appreciated for her talents as a phone sex operator. Isabella studies creative writing and employment law at Columbia Basin College  and has attended San Diego City College  where she studied sexuality, psychology, sociology, counseling, and algebra, to name a few. She has attended classes at other universities, online classes, and graduated from hypnosis and NLP seminars and always continuing her education. Instead of pursuing a degree, she goes for the knowledge.

ISABELLA VALENTINE’S FAVORITES:

Vinyl record favorites: Mazzy Star, Iron & Wine, Pink Floyd, Amy Winehouse, The National.

TV shows: Firefly, Scandal, Suits, The Good Wife, The Daily Show, and The Colbert Report.

Books: On Writing by Stephen King, Grapefruit by Yoko Ono, The Soul of Rumi translated by Coleman Barks, and The Valley of Amazement by Amy Tan. I love anything by Osho and Rumi. My Beloved World by Sonya Sotomayor. Whore Diaries by Tara Burns. The Crimson Petal and the White by Michael Faber. Honolulu by Alan Brennert. Joseph Anton by Salman Rushdie. The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins. Persian Mirrors by Elaine Sciolino. The Favored Daughter by Fawzia Koofi. Earth by Jon Stewart. America Again by Stephen Colbert. The Client by John Grisham. We’re With Nobody by Alan Huffman. Angels & Demons by Dan Brown. Ascending With Both Feet On The Ground by Jeff Brown. Kindred by Octavia E. Butler. Raven by Tim Reiterman.

Supreme Court dissenting opinions and well written law reviews.

Favorite channel: TVW (24/7 coverage of the state of Washington legislature in Olympia)

Food: vodka fettucini alfredo, ham & pineapple pizza, pastries, baked turkey, anything with melted cheese! Cold tuna pasta medley. Complex salads. Pretty much anything stuffed, crusted, and orgasmic. Thai food, lettuce wraps, teriyaki, sushi, lobster, steak, seafood, tiramisu, gelato, tacos, French butter croissants, chili, grilled asparagus, BBQ.

Drinks: dry white wine (chardonnay by Chateau Ste. Michelle is my favorite), red wine, sweet tea, fruity smoothies, root beer floats, good beer, fruit juices

Favorite festival: Burning Man.

Isabella Valentine spends a lot of time thinking about:
Happiness, intimacy, word combinations like “absent of action” or “finality in so far as,” communication, money, justice, traveling, gifting, federal legalization of cannabis and organizing petitions for the release of prisoners who are serving sentences for possession of it, intention, cuddling, a Burning Man project, making erotic pictures and videos for her business, learning new words, considering parallel universes, time travel, love, family, beautifying her body, oiling her cutting board, developing a greater vocal range, reforming the system, building and creating the next great art, the zombie apocalypse, researching medical cures for my brother’s condition, foooood, THC, online libraries, remote neural monitoring, hovercrafts, yachts, expanded consciousness, receiving cash, massages, big cock, philosophical questions that flow with good alcohol, lesbians, big money, punctuation, jam sessions, and due dates on library books.

SPOIL ISABELLA AND GET NOTICED, PIGNUT!

Isabella Valentine’s Wishlist

For U.S. residents, you can send e-cards that become cash in Isabella’s pocket by going to GiftRocket.com and sending your gift-tip-payment to goddessisabella@isabellavalentine.com

Send an Etsy Gift card to Isabella: whisperjunkie@gmail.com